Sel Monologue from Three Hats A Farcical Comedy in Three Acts

From Three Hats A Farcical Comedy in Three Acts by Arthur Shirley

male · comedic · 58 sec

The girl I met last night! She said she wanted to see me at once--but forgot to put her number in Bond street in her letter, so I have been trotting up and down for three hours inquiring for her by her Christian name, as I know no other. I want to buy her silence! That's volcano number one! (FRED: What's the other Vesuvius?) " Tompkins " has been here! You know Tompkins, the duelist. (FRED: No!) I offered to apologize to him, too, but he was one of those bland but bloodthirsty fellows who thirst for human gore--he wouldn't hear of it--I got his address, I flew to humiliate myself on his doorstep, but he had given me a false one.

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