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Comedic monologues for teens

Funny pieces for teenage characters, which is the shelf every drama teacher and every fifteen-year-old with an audition on Friday is looking for. Classical and contemporary both; the public-domain ones print whole.

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1
Elaine from The Graduate
Mike Nichols · film · comedic · 1:40 min
2
Rosalind from As You Like It
William Shakespeare · play · comedic · 1:52 min
It is not the fashion to see the lady the epilogue; but it is no more unhandsome than to see the lord the prologue. If it be true that good wine needs no bush, 'tis true that a…
3
Robin Goodfellow Puck from A Midsummer Night's Dream
William Shakespeare · play · comedic · 0:58 min
If we shadows have offended, Think but this, and all is mended, That you have but slumber'd here While these visions did appear. And this weak and idle theme, No more yielding but…
4
Mercutio from Romeo and Juliet
William Shakespeare · play · comedic · 2:45 min
O, then I see Queen Mab hath been with you. She is the fairies' midwife, and she comes In shape no bigger than an agate stone On the forefinger of an alderman, Drawn with a team…
5
Henry Apjohn (Her Lover) from How He Lied to Her Husband
George Bernard Shaw · play · comedic · 1:26 min
Our course is perfectly simple, perfectly straightforward, perfectly stainless and true. We love one another. I am not ashamed of that: I am ready to go out and proclaim it to all…
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Student from Love of One's Neighbor
Leonid Andreyev · play · comedic · 1:33 min
He won't fall to-day, papa! Second Girl. Papa, Mary has closed her eyes again. First Student. Let us sit down, papa! Upon my word, he won't fall to-day. The porter told me so. I…
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Betty from Mulholland Drive
David Lynch · film · joyful · 1:14 min
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Seth from Superbad
Greg Mottola · film · comedic · 0:49 min
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Seth from Superbad
Greg Mottola · film · comedic · 0:51 min
10
Michael from 10 Things I Hate About You
Gil Junger · film · comedic · 1:18 min
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Landon from A Walk to Remember
Adam Shankman · film · comedic · 0:47 min
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Anastasia from Anastasia
Don Bluth, Gary Goldman · film · joyful · 2:47 min
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Damone from Fast Times at Ridgemont High
Amy Heckerling · film · comedic · 0:58 min
14
Michelle from American Pie
Paul Weitz · film · comedic · 0:58 min
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Hamilton from Kids
Larry Clark · film · comedic · 2:07 min
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ANDY from Toy Story 3
Lee Unkrich · film · joyful · 1:33 min
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HOGARTH from The Iron Giant
Brad Bird · film · joyful · 0:46 min
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GRETCHEN from Mean Girls
Mark Waters · film · comedic · 1:11 min
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CADY from Mean Girls
Mark Waters · film · comedic · 0:49 min
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Paco from You
Greg Berlanti, Sera Gamble · TV · comedic · 0:53 min
21
Tammy from Election
Alexander Payne · film · sarcastic · 1:16 min
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Tammy from Election
Alexander Payne · film · comedic · 0:56 min
23
Olive from Easy A
Will Gluck · film · sarcastic · 2:05 min
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Olive from Easy A
Will Gluck · film · comedic · 1:43 min
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Olive from Easy A
Will Gluck · film · sarcastic · 1:43 min
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Sharon from Angel Eyes
Luis Mandoki · film · joyful · 1:20 min
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Wednesday from Wednesday
Alfred Gough, Miles Millar · TV · sarcastic · 0:42 min
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Cheryl from Riverdale
Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa · TV · sarcastic · 0:58 min
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Sophie from Aftersun
Charlotte Wells · film · joyful · 0:54 min
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Susan from Big
Penny Marshall · film · joyful · 0:56 min

Length is estimated at a spoken pace of about 150 words a minute. Public-domain pieces are printed in full on their own page; copyrighted ones list the character and the source.

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