Monologue

Bohun Monologue from You Never Can Tell

From You Never Can Tell by George Bernard Shaw

male · defiant · 1:01 min

No: don't interrupt, McComas. The young lady's method is right. Press your questions, Miss Clandon: press your questions. Yes. Don't you try to put me out of countenance, young lady: you're too young to do it. Sit down. Now, Mr. Crampton, the facts are before you--both of them. You think you'd like to have your two youngest children to live with you. Well, you wouldn't-- No, you wouldn't: you think you would; but I know better than you. You'd want this young lady here to give up dressing like a stage columbine in the evening and like a fashionable columbine in the morning. Well, she won't--never. She thinks she will; but-- Mr. Valentine--

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