Monologue

Tarleton Monologue from Misalliance

From Misalliance by Bernard Shaw

male · comedic · 1:08 min

No matter. Theres magic in the night When the heart is young. My heart is young. Besides, I'm a married man, not a widower like you. A married man can do anything he likes if his wife dont mind. A widower cant be too careful. Not that I would have you think me an unprincipled man or a bad husband. I'm not. But Ive a superabundance of vitality. Read Pepys' Diary. (LORD SUMMERHAYS: The woman is your guest, Tarleton.) Well, is she? A woman I bring into my house is my guest. A woman you bring into my house is my guest. But a woman who drops bang down out of the sky into my greenhouse and smashes every blessed pane of glass in it must take her chance.

About this piece

30s · joy · identity · freedom · power · love

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Run it out loud with a spotlight that follows your voice, line by line, until it's off the page. Free to start, no credit card.

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