Monologue

Sir Paul Monologue from The Double Dealer

From The Double Dealer by William Congreve

male · comedic · 55 sec

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Pshaw, pshaw, you fib, you baggage, you do understand, and you shall understand; come, don't be so nice. Gads-bud, don't learn after your mother-in-law my lady here. Marry, heaven forbid that you should follow her example; that would spoil all indeed. Bless us! if you should take a vagary and make a rash resolution on your wedding night, to die a maid, as she did; all were ruined, all my hopes lost. My heart would break, and my estate would be left to the wide world, he? I hope you are a better Christian than to think of living a nun, he? Answer me?

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Sir Paul expresses his anxiety about the potential consequences of his bride's actions on their wedding night, using humor to mask his fear of losing everything.

30s · fear · love · marriage · betrayal · identity

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