Monologue

Mercutio Monologue from Romeo and Juliet

From Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare

male · sarcastic · 1:19 min

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Nay, an there were two such, we should have none shortly, for one would kill the other. Thou? Why, thou wilt quarrel with a man that hath a hair more or a hair less in his beard than thou hast. Thou wilt quarrel with a man for cracking nuts, having no other reason but because thou hast hazel eyes. What eye but such an eye would spy out such a quarrel? Thy head is as full of quarrels as an egg is full of meat, and yet thy head hath been beaten as addle as an egg for quarrelling. Thou hast quarrelled with a man for coughing in the street, because he hath wakened thy dog that hath lain asleep in the sun. Didst thou not fall out with a tailor for wearing his new doublet before Easter? with another for tying his new shoes with an old riband? And yet thou wilt tutor me from quarrelling!

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Mercutio mocks his friend for being overly quarrelsome, highlighting the absurdity of his reasons for conflict in a humorous yet biting manner.

20s · anger · honor · identity · conflict · friendship

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