Nonsense! Female ballast is no good; masculine ballast is the only kind that's safe if you want to make life's journey in a love balloon. (SHE turns to RUTH CHESTER.) Ruth--the trouble with you is, you're too sad lately, and show such a lack of interest. I should think you might be in love, only I haven't been able to find the man. Anyway, if you aren't in love, you must pretend an interest in things. Of course, men's affairs are awfully dull, but they don't like you to talk about them, so it's really very easy. All you have to do is listen, stare them straight in the eyes, think of whatever you like, and look pleased! It does flatter them, and they think they are interesting, and you charming! Wear this, and think of me! (Giving her a box.) and be happy! I want you to be happy --and I can see you aren't! (RUTH: Thank you, dear!) There, that's all!--except--when I come home from abroad in October, if every one of you aren't engaged to be married, I'll wash my hands of you-- (They all laugh. [SUSIE, sliding off her chair at back, comes forward. (SUSIE: Now, it's my turn! You can't chuck me!) [Trying not to laugh.) Susie! where did you come from and what do you mean?

Jinny Monologue from The girl with the green eyes

Rehearse Jinny's monologue