Doran Monologue from John Bull's Other Island

From John Bull's Other Island by Bernard Shaw

male · comedic · 1:06 min

Well but whin I think of it--! (AUNT JUDY: Then don't think of it, alanna.) There was Patsy Farrll in the back sate wi dhe pig between his knees, n me bould English boyoh in front at the machinery, n Larry Doyle in the road startin the injine wid a bed winch. At the first puff of it the pig lep out of its skin and bled Patsy's nose wi dhe ring in its snout. (Roars of laughter: Keegan glares at them). Before Broadbint knew hwere he was, the pig was up his back and over into his lap; and bedad the poor baste did credit to Corny's thrainin of it; for it put in the fourth speed wid its right crubeen as if it was enthered for the Gordn Bennett. NORA (reproachfully). And Larry in front of it and all! It's nothn to laugh at, Mr Doran.

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