Monologue

Clown Monologue from The Harlequinade: An Excursion

From The Harlequinade: An Excursion by Dion Clayton Calthrop

male · comedic · 48 sec

Damned if we did. A rake-helly place is London to be sure, but after Somerset... I tell 'ee, I likes it. I been home since, washed hands and face! No; washed hands... not face. Then to White's for my chocolate, and picked up the latest smack of gossip... the best there's been in weeks... good enough to come along and tell 'ee. So here we be again. (EGLANTINE: My attorney, Mr. Joseph Talon.) Han't we met somewhere before? (PANTALOON: It is possible, sir, but it must be a while ago.) I seem to know 'ee. I've got an uncle called Joey.

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