(Alone.) And now I'm going to the burgomaster's for a brandy. But first, I must deliver my speech to the old man on the pedestal; then my conscience will be easier. (Talks to statue.) You think, you old Schulze, it is for your sake that we sing, for your sake that we speechify; can't you comprehend that we do so for our own sakes? We need a big man to push forward when we turn out to be too little ourselves. We need your word to quote, since no one credits ours. Our little town needed your statue in order to become a great city; your insignificant relatives needed your statue to help them get on and find occupation in this troublesome world--and therefore, mark you, you stand so high above us all--a figure for naught but ciphers! Now you have heard a true remark, you poor wretch! the first and the last you'll hear, perhaps-- (Alarmed.) Surely no one has been listening to what I said? Ah! here comes the great man's relative. (Enter Relative.) (RELATIVE: Good morning, Shoemaker. Have you heard--have you heard of the scurrilous attack?) What now? What's up, Herr Relative? (RELATIVE: A reformer has come to the city; haven't you read his broad-sheet?) No, no!

Shoemaker Monologue from Lucky Pehr

Rehearse Shoemaker's monologue