Jac Monologue from The Miser

From The Miser by Molière

male · sarcastic · 2:12 min

Since you wish it, Sir, I will tell you frankly that you are the laughing-stock of everybody; that they taunt us everywhere by a thousand jokes on your account, and that nothing delights people more than to make sport of you, and to tell stories without end about your stinginess. One says that you have special almanacks printed, where you double the ember days and vigils, so that you may profit by the fasts to which you bind all your house; another, that you always have a ready-made quarrel for your servants at Christmas time or when they leave you, so that you may give them nothing. One tells a story how not long since you prosecuted a neighbour's cat because it had eaten up the remainder of a leg of mutton; another says that one night you were caught stealing your horses' oats, and that your coachman,--that is the man who was before me,--gave you, in the dark, a good sound drubbing, of which you said nothing. In short, what is the use of going on? We can go nowhere but we are sure to hear you pulled to pieces. You are the butt and jest and byword of everybody; and never does anyone mention you but under the names of miser, stingy, mean, niggardly fellow and usurer. (HAR:. You are a fool, a rascal, a scoundrel, and an impertinent wretch.) There, there! Did not I know how it would be? You would not believe me. I told you I should make you angry if I spoke the truth?

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Jac confronts a wealthy miser, revealing the ridicule and scorn he faces from society due to his extreme stinginess and selfish behavior.

30s · disgust · greed · mockery · social status · reputation

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