Monologue

Fanny Monologue from Fanny and the Servant Problem

From Fanny and the Servant Problem by Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka) Jerome

female · defiant · 1:38 min

Because my father, a composer who had his work performed at the Lamoureux Concerts—as I can prove, because I’ve got the programme—had the misfortune to marry into a family of lackeys—I’m not talking about my mother: she was never really one of you. She had the soul of an artist. BENNET (white with suppressed fury; he is in front of her; his very look is enough to silence her). Now you listen to me, my girl, once and for all. I told you the night of your arrival that whether this business was going to prove a pleasant or an unpleasant one depended upon you. You make it an easy one—for your own sake. With one word I can bring your house of cards about your ears. I’ve only to tell him the truth for him to know you as a cheat and liar. (She goes to speak; again he silences her.) You listen to me. You’ve seen fit to use strong language; now I’m using strong language. This boy, who has married you in a moment of impulse, what does he know about the sort of wife a man in his position needs? What do you? made to sing for your living on the Paris boulevards—whose only acquaintance with the upper classes has been at shady restaurants.

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