Monologue

Captain Shotover Monologue from Heartbreak House

From Heartbreak House by Bernard Shaw

male · philosophical · 59 sec

Yes; so look ahead. (ELLIE: Well, I think I am being very prudent.) I didn't say prudent. I said look ahead. (ELLIE: What's the difference?) It's prudent to gain the whole world and lose your own soul. But don't forget that your soul sticks to you if you stick to it; but the world has a way of slipping through your fingers. ELLIE (wearily, leaving him and beginning to wander restlessly about the room). I'm sorry, Captain Shotover; but it's no use talking like that to me. Old-fashioned people are no use to me. Old-fashioned people think you can have a soul without money. They think the less money you have, the more soul you have. Young people nowadays know better. A soul is a very expensive thing to keep: much more so than a motor car.

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