Monologue

Waiter Monologue from You Never Can Tell

From You Never Can Tell by George Bernard Shaw

male · sarcastic · 46 sec

That depends a good deal on one's station in life, sir. If you were a waiter, sir, you'd find that simple faith would leave you just as short as Norman blood. I find it best to spell myself B. double-O.N., and to keep my wits pretty sharp about me. But I'm taking up your time, sir. You'll excuse me, sir: your own fault for being so affable, sir. I'll tell the ladies you're here, sir. McCOMAS. Crampton: I can depend on you, can't I?

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