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Valentine Monologue from You Never Can Tell

From You Never Can Tell by George Bernard Shaw

male · philosophical · 38 sec

Was it? Ah, perhaps you're right--yes: of course it was. Well, what did the man do? Just what the artillery man does-- went one better than the woman--educated himself scientifically and beat her at that game just as he had beaten her at the old game. I learnt how to circumvent the Women's Rights woman before I was twenty- three: it's all been found out long ago. You see, my methods are thoroughly modern.

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