Monologue

Thief Monologue from A Social Satire

From A Social Satire by Frank G. Tompkins

any · sarcastic · 36 sec

Good evening! Good evening, good evening. You surprised me. Can't say I expected you home so soon. Was the play an awful bore? We-e-ell, can't one of you speak. I CAN carry on a conversation alone, but the question-and-answer method is usually preferred. If one of you will ask me how I do, we might get a step farther.

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