Monologue

Thief Monologue from A Social Satire

From A Social Satire by Frank G. Tompkins

male · sarcastic · 40 sec

Don't try to thank me. If you'll give up this shamming I'll feel repaid for my time and trouble. By Jove! it's far too much time. I must make tracks this minute. I'll feel repaid if you'll take my advice about the theater for one thing, and—why don't you bundle all this imitation junk together and sell it and get one genuine good thing?

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