Monologue

Thief Monologue from A Social Satire

From A Social Satire by Frank G. Tompkins

male · sarcastic · 36 sec

Nothing short of cremation would do it justice. Of course I've got to take one of them, if they're all you've got. But honestly, there isn't one genuine thing in this house, except Charles—and—and the ham sandwich. Clara. I wonder if you would treasure this as I do. It's very dear to me. It's grandmother— Thief. Grandmother again?

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