Monologue

Thief Monologue from A Social Satire

From A Social Satire by Frank G. Tompkins

any · defiant · 31 sec

Quietly, please. Remember my head. I'm sorry, but I must decline to discuss your social prospects with you, and also your neighbors' shortcomings, much as we should all enjoy it. There isn't time for that. Let's get down to business. The question we've got to decide and decide very quickly is, What would you like to have me take?

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