Monologue

Thief Monologue from A Social Satire

From A Social Satire by Frank G. Tompkins

any · defiant · 35 sec

Sit down. Won't you, please! This is your last ham-sandwich, so I can't offer you any, but there's plenty of beer in the cellar, if you care for it. I don't recommend it, but perhaps you're used to it. Clara. Charles, are you going to let him preach to us all night! I won't have it. Being lectured by a thief!

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