Monologue

Sergius Monologue from Arms and the Man

From Arms and the Man by George Bernard Shaw

male · sarcastic · 32 sec

I won the battle the wrong way when our worthy Russian generals were losing it the right way. That upset their plans, and wounded their self-esteem. Two of their colonels got their regiments driven back on the correct principles of scientific warfare. Two major-generals got killed strictly according to military etiquette. Those two colonels are now major-generals; and I am still a simple major.

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