Mayonnaise Dressing Monologue from Love in a Wood

From Love in a Wood by William Wycherley

any · comedic · 1:00 min

yolks 2 eggs 1½ cupfuls olive oil 2 tablespoonfuls lemon juice vinegar 1 teaspoonful salt 1 teaspoonful mustard 1 teaspoonful powdered sugar dash of cayenne pepper Mix thoroughly, salt, mustard, sugar, pepper, then add yolks, mix well and add one-half teaspoonful vinegar. To this add one and one-half cupfuls oil, gradually, a few drops at a time, stirring constantly. Have ready two tablespoonfuls each, oil and vinegar, and as the mixture thickens, add this oil and vinegar alternately, stirring constantly. Always use a very cold dish in mixing Mayonnaise. One-third cupful of cream stiffly beaten is good added to the Mayonnaise just before serving. A pleasing change is made by using equal parts of Mayonnaise and Boiled Dressing.

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