Loveyet Monologue from The Politician Out-Witted

From The Politician Out-Witted by Samuel Low

male · sarcastic · 53 sec

A plague on his aristocratic intelligence!--Begone, you vile foe to American Liberty, or I'll-- (Exit THOMAS. Enter TRUEMAN. What, my friend Trueman! well, what's the news, eigh? (TRUEMAN: I have not learn'd a single monosyllable, sir.) Nothing concerning this same Constitution there is so much talk about, friend Horace? A miserable Constitution, by the bye. If mine was no better,--ugh, ugh, ugh,--I say, if--ugh, ugh, if my constitution was no better than this same political one, I solemnly swear, as true as I am this day, man and boy, two score and three years, five months, eleven days, six hours, and, and,--[Pulling out his watch.) fifty-nine minutes old; why, I--I--I would,--I don't know what I wou'd not do. Ugh, ugh.

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