Monologue

Johnny Monologue from Misalliance

From Misalliance by Bernard Shaw

male · sarcastic · 1:10 min

Thank you. Well, if a chump may have an opinion, I should put it at this. You make, I suppose, ten pounds a night off your own bat, Miss Lina? (LINA: Ten pounds a night! I have made ten pounds a minute.) (with increased respect) Have you indeed? I didnt know: youll excuse my mistake, I hope. But the principle is the same. Now I trust you wont be offended at what I'm going to say; but Ive thought about this and watched it in daily experience; and you may take it from me that the moment a woman becomes pecuniarily independent, she gets hold of the wrong end of the stick in moral questions. (LINA: Indeed! And what do you conclude from that, Mister Johnny?) Well, obviously, that independence for women is wrong and shouldnt be allowed. For their own good, you know. And for the good of morality in general. You agree with me, Lord Summerhays, dont you?

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