Humphry Monologue from The Politician Out-Witted

From The Politician Out-Witted by Samuel Low

male · sarcastic · 52 sec

(Mimicking her.) What an unfaithless trollop! She's got to be very vartuous since she's liv'd in town, but vartue is but skin deep, as the saying is:--wou'dn't even let me kiss her;--I meant nothing but the genteel thing neither,--all in an honest way. I wonder what she can see in that clumsy booby's face, for to take his part, sooner than I!--but I'll go buy a new coat and breeches, and get my head fricaseed, and my beard comb'd a little, and then I'll cut a dash with the best on 'em. I'll go see where that ill-looking fellow stays with the ale. [ (Exit.) (End of the Second Act.)

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