Hargrave Monologue from The convolvulus: a comedy in three acts

From The convolvulus: a comedy in three acts by Allen Norton

male · comedic · 45 sec

I swallowed a whole tooth yesterday. I don't know just what the consequences are going to be. (JANE: You may get a tooth-ache, Peter. And again you may go to the dentist's.) I'd rather go to the dogs, Jane. I have already a hundred holes in my head that were made by those fellows. JANE (running her hands through his hair). Your hair is long, Peter; far too long for married life. I have a marvellous tonic. It was recommended to me by no less than three physicians, and is guaranteed to make your hair fall out so quickly that you will positively never have to have it cut.

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