From Freezing a Mother-in-Law; or, Suspended Animation: A farce in one act by T. Edgar (Thomas Edgar) Pemberton

Exactly. Frost. Frost applied to freezing. Of course you know that a lot of American meat is now shipped to England. Much cheaper meat than English meat, and, consequently, big fortunes to be made out of the process. But it isn't altogether satisfactory, because it's difficult to preserve the meat during the voyage. Goes bad, you know; gets high, and that sort of thing. (WALTER: High in price, do you mean?) Well, a little bit in that way, perhaps; but decidedly high in another. Very good. To the speculative American mind it becomes, therefore, a matter for conjecture, how is such evil to be overcome? An American with more than usually speculative and powerful mind gets over the difficulty. Frost. (MR. W: Frost?) Frost. Liquid discovered which, injected into the ear of animal, freezes him pro tem., and suspends the beggars animation for as long as you please. Freeze and suspend your animal in America,--unfreeze him in England by simple process of another liquid, and a warm bath,--he lives again,--you kill him,--and get fresh meat. Important to every man who keeps horse, cow, sheep, or pig,-- vide advertisement of company, whose motto is, "Not lost, but gone before." ((All rise.))

Ferdinand Swift Monologue from Freezing a Mother-in-Law; or, Suspended Animation: A farce in one act

Rehearse Ferdinand Swift's monologue