Monologue

Alph Monologue from A Vision of Venus; Or, A Midsummer-Night's Nightmare

From A Vision of Venus; Or, A Midsummer-Night's Nightmare by Harry Pleon

male · comedic · 1:13 min

Yes, the more the merrier. (AUG: Waiter--waiter!) My word, what a dude he is! It's a wonder he ain't subdude sometimes, don't you know. But it must be near my girl's time. (Looks at watch.) She ought to have been here now. I hope she don't meet that girl I have been dancing with. I must be above those things before her. What the eye don't see the ear can't see either. Hallo, I do believe I see a female figure. No, it ain't her! I wish when she comes, I had the courage to propose to her. I've got the ring and everything ready. A nice ring--six carat. I must get a couple of pen'oth of whiskers--I mean whiskey--and some four ale down me to back me up like. That's a good idea. I'll just try a little drop now on account. [ (Exit into refreshment-room.) (Enter HANDSAW, R. 1 E.)

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